"COMPETITIVE SALARY" --- TCS We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" --- ACCENTURE We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" -- COGNIZANT we don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.
"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" --- SIEMENSYou'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" --- WIPROSome time each night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY" --- IBMAnyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" --- POLARIS We have no quality control.
"APPLY IN PERSON" --- AOL If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" --- NOVELL We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" --- HCL You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" --- INFOSYS You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" --- SATYAM You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.